Hi Diary,Last night there was a bit of a thunderstorm. I wasn’t scared.The yellow-eyed black cat is still hanging around and eating MY FOOD!I am not impressed!The human put out some pate that was not good for her anymore, and I tried to eat… and that black thing comes and tries to take it!The human […]
Dear Diary,Serge brought a big bale of hay this morning, for me to sleep on. Trouble is, the human wrapped it again in the black stuff, now it’s all stuffed and things, and I can’t sleep in it. Not fair!Otherwise I had a pretty chill day. I slouched in the sun with the human, pat-patting her […]
Dear Diary,I hate chickens.Actually, I hate Thelma & Louise.I’m not a small cat, but those two gang up on me. I try to follow new mum around, and try for cuddles…and just as my attention is diverted — incoming chicken.They RUN at me. They CHASE me. They EAT MY FOOD!!!There used to be a time […]