Mum says I came with the house.
I guess I did, but I earn my keep!
I hate chickens.
They are MEAN.
They chase me.
They eat MY FOOD!
And why couldn’t the fox take that EVIL Molly, instead of Olive?
She lies in wait, I swear. I can be a mile away, and she’ll come running to chase me.
I HATE CHICKENS!!
I’m going to live in the woods. It’s safer.
Squeaky, the harassed cat.