Dear Diary,I did not eat the Gaga.I admit I was hunting burrrds today, but I did not eat the Gaga.Here’s what happened. Well. Here is what happened to me. Don’t know about the chicken. Not my job to check on the chickens.We were all (that dimwit Livvy, and my nemesis Jezebel) out on the roof, it was […]
Dear Diary, Today we were working in the woods. I tried to drive the car, but she wouldn’t let me. Half way there, we encountered a road block. Luckily we were able to bribe them with carrots, because the silly human didn’t fill out the documentation.I think it applies to your own tracks, too, right?Anyway, we […]
Dear Diary, Today, after 4697 days of confinement, I was allowed in the Out! The sun was shining, and mum said “It’s warm enough for a postbox run” and I was Allowed. In. The. OUT!!!I went to the other door, and checked what’s there! (It smelled funny. I had to make a face.) We went to […]