Dear Diary, Mum woke up and didn’t feel well today. She made everything dark and just didn’t look right. She went to let the chickens out — I take it Gaga is still not back and she fears the worst — and then gave the horses some hay… but when she came in, she ran […]
Dear Diarrhoea,Mum went shopping, and she brought back goodies for me.At least I think it’s for me, because it’s all food. All food is mine.Best of all, she brought squirty cream.She chopped up strawberries (she can have those, I’m not keen) and then put squirty cream on them for me. It was obviously a plate […]
Dear Diary, It’s Day 1 of the lock down. Whatever that is. My human allowed me outside for a while in the sunshine. I visited with the chickens. The small ones look very yummy, but apparently I’m not allowed to chase, catch and eat them. I tried touching one and was told no. (No fair, […]
Stephanie Darling: How does she not know that all things cream are yours???
Jezebel: I know, right?