Dear Diary,

It was a nice day today, and at lunchtime mum came to get me for a brush. That was soooo nice. I had a proper scrubble.
She gave me a bit of a pedicure too.
Then she put the saddle on, and the bridle, and I got all excited!
But we didn’t go anywhere. 🙁
She said it’s because we’re on lock down, and we’re not allowed out. So we ran in the field and around the track instead. It was still fun, because Stormy and Timmy were doing wacky races with me! First they followed when I ran really fast. Then they overtook me when I was going a bit slower. They kept getting in the way though.
We did this for about an hour, and I was really sweaty, so she washed the sweat off, and I was allowed to graze in the garden while it dried. Stormy and Timmy were so jealous! They kept watching me over the fence. I dunno why they weren’t allowed to come.
I went back in the field after a while, and thought that was today’s entertainment over… but I was wrong.
Mum is still stealing our poop. It’s weird. We all agree.
Timmy asked if this was a new fetish, but we told him she did that before. Only now she drives around in the silver thing, with the bouncy rattly thing attached to it. Usually one of the aliens is with her. I think they give directions.
Of course we had to go see what this is about, and she kept honking at us.
Timmy and I eventually moved out of the way, but Stormy stayed until she got out and shooed him away.
She filled the whole trailer again, and emptied it, and came back for more!
I have no idea what she does with it.
Maybe she is building a poop castle somewhere?
She must like the stuff, so we all agreed to make sure that we poop lots.

Anyway, that’s it from me today.
Greets,

Oz

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