Cher Journal,

Une discrimination l’égard donkeys!
Les Chevaux and moi were in le gazon, and je got peckish.
The poulets were not mange all their alimentation, so I thought I aide.
Elle came out and called me a mauvais garçon!
She affirme there was “evidence”. 
I don’t know what she means.
What empreintes de sabots? I am léger comme une plume. I leave no traces! I flotte!

Then, when I vérifié if there is aliments frais… elle a bloqué l’entrée!
And put un panneau de non-entrée, but only pour les ânes!!!

Merde!

Au revoir,

Timmy, l’âne opprimé