Dear Diary.
 
The human was digging in the dirt today.
This was much fun. All those looooovely worms!
And she kept throwing things on a pile, which was very warm. I had to check it out, and she yelled at me that I’ll be a fried chicken if I’m not careful.
As if.
I don’t know what she’s making, but it looks like she’s making sure we get worms and bugs. I like this.
 
Yours,
 
Thelma “Call me Smokey” Chuck