Bum slaps. All day, every day. From anyone.
If you visit, you must bum slap me. It’s obligatory.
Dear Diary,
I was cuddling with mum…and she sniffed at me.
Next thing I know, she goes “Spa Day”.
YUCK!
Why do I have to have a bath? She says my bum is dirty and that I smell.
I don’t have a dirty bum! And I don’t smell, either!
OMG, she scrubbed my whole body, and my claws, and MY BUM!!
Pixie and Jezzy were laughing at me, but little did they know… it was their turn next! Okay, so they don’t make quite as much of a fuss, but it was just so horrible. I tried to jump out, but she caught me.
And then, when I thought we’re finally done — she started on my EARS.
I hate ear cleaning. Really hate it.
I do admit I wasn’t quite as itchy after and my ears felt better too, but…baths. Why? WHY?
I hate Spa Day. 🙁
Livvy, the mistreated cat
P.S. She still hasn’t found Gaga