{"id":87,"date":"2020-04-01T19:03:40","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T19:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=87"},"modified":"2020-04-02T20:20:17","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T20:20:17","slug":"01-04-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/01\/01-04-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"01\/04\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-87\" data-postid=\"87\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-87 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_k55k52 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_rl1y53 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_ic8j891   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Dear Diary,<\/p><p>Serge brought a big bale of hay this morning, for me to sleep on.\u00a0<br \/>Trouble is, the human wrapped it again in the black stuff, now it&#8217;s all stuffed and things, and I can&#8217;t sleep in it. Not fair!<br \/>Otherwise I had a pretty chill day. I slouched in the sun with the human, pat-patting her feet, but she wouldn&#8217;t sit still! Kept running off to the field with branches and stuff, making much smoke.<br \/>I sat at a distance and yelled at her.<br \/>It did not have the desired effect.<br \/>There is also a black tomcat hanging around lately, and he wants my food. He also sprays stuff, and it smells awful.<br \/>This is\u00a0<em>my<\/em> house! How dare he try to claim things!<br \/>And then Mum told me she&#8217;s keeping the black cat, and that I must leave!<br \/>But&#8230;!!!<br \/>Then she said she&#8217;ll dye the black cat to look exactly like me.<br \/>Is that even possible??? Then why not keep me? I don&#8217;t understand!<br \/>How is she going to dye him, anyway? He runs away when the human comes outside. I should think that&#8217;ll create a problem with trying to change the color.<br \/>THEN she said there will be no more food! None!<br \/>OMG!<br \/>I think she&#8217;s fibbing.<\/p><p>Yours,<\/p><p>Squeaky &#8212; seriously hoping it&#8217;s all lies.<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary,Serge brought a big bale of hay this morning, for me to sleep on.\u00a0Trouble is, the human wrapped it again in the black stuff, now it&#8217;s all stuffed and things, and I can&#8217;t sleep in it. Not fair!Otherwise I had a pretty chill day. I slouched in the sun with the human, pat-patting her [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":88,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-squeaky","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions\/101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/88"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}