{"id":57,"date":"2020-03-25T18:25:19","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T18:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=57"},"modified":"2020-04-02T20:19:57","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T20:19:57","slug":"25-03-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/25\/25-03-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"25\/03\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-57\" data-postid=\"57\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-57 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_sqre669 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_f555670 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_qhmz623   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Dear Diary,<br \/><br \/>I hate chickens.<br \/>Actually, I hate Thelma &amp; Louise.<br \/>I&#8217;m not a small cat, but those two gang up on me. I try to follow new mum around, and try for cuddles&#8230;and just as my attention is diverted &#8212; incoming chicken.<br \/>They RUN at me. They CHASE me. They EAT MY FOOD!!!<br \/>There used to be a time when I was the one who ruled here. Now? First those three aliens moved into the house. They&#8217;re okay, even if they look weird. Then the two big four leggeds arrived. They were okay too.<br \/>But then&#8230; then those chickens arrived. First there were three, now there are 4. I can handle the smaller ones. They are okay, they don&#8217;t chase me.<br \/>The two black menaces though&#8230; ALWAYS picking on me!<br \/><br \/>Also, new mum has learned that I figured out the cat flap into the kitchen. Now I don&#8217;t get to go inside anymore, and when I do, she locks the flap so I don&#8217;t empty all the bowls.<br \/>I&#8217;m going to starve.<br \/>Yes, I get food in the morning. Yes, there are mice to catch. But&#8230; it&#8217;s so much easier to just empty those two bowls in the kitchen.<br \/>And when she puts out some sausage or something for me&#8230;<br \/>THE CHICKENS EAT IT!<br \/>What the hell!!!<br \/><br \/>Yours,<br \/><br \/>Squeaky, the abused cat<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary,I hate chickens.Actually, I hate Thelma &amp; Louise.I&#8217;m not a small cat, but those two gang up on me. I try to follow new mum around, and try for cuddles&#8230;and just as my attention is diverted &#8212; incoming chicken.They RUN at me. They CHASE me. They EAT MY FOOD!!!There used to be a time [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":58,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-squeaky","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/59"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}