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Dear Diary,<\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
I arr leaning le Eengleesh.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
I was adopt\u00e9 en d\u00e9cembre, and I comme ici. Butt le langue est tr\u00e8s difficile!<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Le soleil was out too day. I was having my own affaires, when human arrive avec un “head Colleur”. I sink we go to le gazon. Non.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Le human me tra\u00eene to le Car Port, and mutile mon feet. Avec un rasp.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
I sink c’est fini, non.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Elle arrive avec un bucket and une \u00e9ponge, and commence \u00e0 me laver le nez!! And mes oreilles!! I no like ear lavage.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
What is “ointment”?<\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Elle put quelque chose on le cheval blanc. She say is sunn glacees. It no look like des lunettes de soleil. <\/span><\/div><\/div>
Les humains are bizarres.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Elle travail in le woods apres midi. J’ai aid\u00e9, but le Stormy interfere.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
She throw la substance blanche on le Bracken. It was not comestible. I try et eet was d\u00e9go\u00fbtant, so je spit out.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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What is “Diet”?<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Bon Courage,<\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Tiny Tim, a.k.a “Donk”<\/span><\/div><\/div> <\/div>\n<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Diary,\u00a0I arr leaning le Eengleesh.\u00a0I was adopt\u00e9 en d\u00e9cembre, and I comme ici. Butt le langue est tr\u00e8s difficile!Le soleil was out too day. I was having my own affaires, when human arrive avec un “head Colleur”. I sink we go to le gazon. Non.Le human me tra\u00eene to le Car Port, and mutile […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":119,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-timmy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/53"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}