{"id":503,"date":"2021-04-13T16:28:38","date_gmt":"2021-04-13T16:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=503"},"modified":"2021-04-14T16:33:56","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T16:33:56","slug":"13-april-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2021\/04\/13\/13-april-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"13 April 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-503\" data-postid=\"503\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-503 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_xt2812 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_2yo913 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_mw5e311   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Dear Diary.<br \/><br \/>I hate chickens.<br \/>They are MEAN.<br \/>They chase me.<br \/>They eat MY FOOD!<br \/>And why couldn&#8217;t the fox take that EVIL Molly, instead of Olive?<br \/>She lies in wait, I swear. I can be a mile away, and she&#8217;ll come running to chase me.<br \/>I HATE CHICKENS!!<br \/><br \/>I&#8217;m going to live in the woods. It&#8217;s safer.<\/p>\n<p>Squeaky, the harassed cat.<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary.I hate chickens.They are MEAN.They chase me.They eat MY FOOD!And why couldn&#8217;t the fox take that EVIL Molly, instead of Olive?She lies in wait, I swear. I can be a mile away, and she&#8217;ll come running to chase me.I HATE CHICKENS!!I&#8217;m going to live in the woods. It&#8217;s safer. Squeaky, the harassed cat.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-squeaky","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}