{"id":254,"date":"2020-04-20T13:06:36","date_gmt":"2020-04-20T13:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=254"},"modified":"2021-04-04T21:05:37","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T21:05:37","slug":"20-04-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/20\/20-04-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"20\/04\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-254\" data-postid=\"254\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-254 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_mbgu202 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_w698203 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_r82g995   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Dear Diary,<\/p><p>Mum yelled at me.<br \/><em>REALLY<\/em> loud.<br \/>All I wanted was cuddles, and she was sitting in front of the black clicky thing, so I walked over it to pat her face. Jezzy came too, and also walked over the clicky thing &#8212; and she let out this almighty scream and hollered at me.<br \/>At ME! (Jezzy too, but mostly me.)<br \/>What did I do? She has her paws on the clicky thing, why I can&#8217;t I have my paws on the clicky thing?<br \/>What is a &#8220;Novel&#8221;?<br \/>Is it a bad thing that half of it disappeared?<br \/>She was saying many, many bad words. Really bad words.<br \/>I hid in the blanket.<br \/>Later, she was okay. Said she had a backup, but that she lost edits.<\/p><p>Can I have cuddles now?<\/p><p>Best,<br \/>Livvy, disappearer of novels.<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary,Mum yelled at me.REALLY loud.All I wanted was cuddles, and she was sitting in front of the black clicky thing, so I walked over it to pat her face. Jezzy came too, and also walked over the clicky thing &#8212; and she let out this almighty scream and hollered at me.At ME! (Jezzy too, [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-livvy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":309,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions\/309"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}