{"id":249,"date":"2020-04-21T12:43:27","date_gmt":"2020-04-21T12:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=249"},"modified":"2021-04-04T22:27:32","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T22:27:32","slug":"21-04-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/21\/21-04-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"21\/04\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-249\" data-postid=\"249\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-249 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_sal5874 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_xdim875 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_9tnh690   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Bonjour, cher Journal!<\/p><p>It is a bonne day!<br \/>This matin, we were all bronzage apres un nuit eating herbe.<br \/>Then l&#8217;humain kicked us all out and stole all our poop again. I do not comprendre. Elle est tr\u00e8s \u00e9trange.<br \/>Apres matin, she made a new field and raked the old one with l&#8217;herse.<br \/>Stormy and moi tried to aider, but she made &#8220;shoo-shooo!&#8221; sounds and we had to go.\u00a0<br \/>I think &#8220;Shoo&#8221; is chaussure, but Stormy says I&#8217;m wrong and it means go away.<br \/>Apres, we were allowed in le gazon.\u00a0<br \/>I try mange l&#8217;aliment of the chickens, but&#8230; C&#8217;est entree bloqu\u00e9!<br \/>Elle claims last time j&#8217;ai d\u00e9truit the feeder.<br \/>She needs to get a sturdier mangeoire, so it won&#8217;t break when my sabot touches it. Je ne suis pas \u00e0 bl\u00e2mer pour la mauvaise qualit\u00e9!<br \/>Why is it always ma faute?<\/p><p>Au revoir!<\/p><p>Timmy<br \/><br \/>P.S. Stormy is not right in le Tete.<br \/>I think he est homosexuel.<br \/>Tr\u00e8s mauvais pour moi.<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonjour, cher Journal!It is a bonne day!This matin, we were all bronzage apres un nuit eating herbe.Then l&#8217;humain kicked us all out and stole all our poop again. I do not comprendre. Elle est tr\u00e8s \u00e9trange.Apres matin, she made a new field and raked the old one with l&#8217;herse.Stormy and moi tried to aider, but [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":251,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-timmy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":319,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions\/319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}