{"id":156,"date":"2020-04-10T08:54:34","date_gmt":"2020-04-10T08:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=156"},"modified":"2020-04-20T09:02:32","modified_gmt":"2020-04-20T09:02:32","slug":"10-04-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/10\/10-04-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"10\/04\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-156\" data-postid=\"156\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-156 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_5xvs514 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_mf1n514 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_y8c6927   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Dear Diary,<\/p><p>I was cuddling with mum&#8230;and she sniffed at me.<br \/>Next thing I know, she goes &#8220;Spa Day&#8221;.<br \/>YUCK!<br \/>Why do I have to have a bath? She says my bum is dirty and that I smell.<br \/>I don&#8217;t have a dirty bum! And I don&#8217;t smell, either!<br \/>OMG, she scrubbed my whole body, and my claws, and MY BUM!!<br \/>Pixie and Jezzy were laughing at me, but little did they know&#8230; it was their turn next! Okay, so they don&#8217;t make quite as much of a fuss, but it was just so horrible. I tried to jump out, but she caught me.<br \/>And then, when I thought we&#8217;re finally done &#8212; she started on my EARS.<br \/>I\u00a0<em>hate<\/em> ear cleaning. Really hate it.<br \/>I do admit I wasn&#8217;t quite as itchy after and my ears felt better too, but&#8230;baths. Why? WHY?<br \/>I hate Spa Day. \ud83d\ude41<\/p><p>Livvy, the mistreated cat<br \/><br \/>P.S. She still hasn&#8217;t found Gaga<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary,I was cuddling with mum&#8230;and she sniffed at me.Next thing I know, she goes &#8220;Spa Day&#8221;.YUCK!Why do I have to have a bath? She says my bum is dirty and that I smell.I don&#8217;t have a dirty bum! And I don&#8217;t smell, either!OMG, she scrubbed my whole body, and my claws, and MY BUM!!Pixie [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-livvy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":159,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/159"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}