{"id":15,"date":"2020-03-20T10:35:33","date_gmt":"2020-03-20T10:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=15"},"modified":"2020-04-02T20:37:41","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T20:37:41","slug":"20-03-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/20\/20-03-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"20\/03\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15\" data-postid=\"15\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_o47b144 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_nr62144 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_p3qx144   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Dear Dairy.<br \/>The cows have moved into the field at the far, far end, and no matter how much I bugle at them, they don&#8217;t reply.<br \/>If I can get into the living room with the human, I shall check if Rosetta Stone does an online course in Cow.<br \/>I was trying to get it on with Timmy again this morning, but he walloped me. One day I shall succeed.<br \/>I wish they moved #44, the red cow, back into the field next to us. She was fun to run with along the fence last summer.<br \/>I&#8217;ve tried to climb into the bathtub, because the water was low, but apparently I misjudged and got very wet feet. Oz snorted at me, because he was about to have a drink and didn&#8217;t appreciate my attempt at washing my feet.<br \/>Well. I have a clean foot now. Only one though, haha. I tipped the bathtub over. It&#8217;s empty now. One less job for the human, who made some very undignified noises and filled it again.<br \/>Will try again when it gets low.<br \/><br \/>Yours,<br \/><br \/>Stormy, Rebel Extraordinaire, Horse.<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Dairy.The cows have moved into the field at the far, far end, and no matter how much I bugle at them, they don&#8217;t reply.If I can get into the living room with the human, I shall check if Rosetta Stone does an online course in Cow.I was trying to get it on with Timmy [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":116,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diary","tag-stormy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions\/16"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}