{"id":149,"date":"2020-04-08T08:10:54","date_gmt":"2020-04-08T08:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=149"},"modified":"2020-04-20T08:43:20","modified_gmt":"2020-04-20T08:43:20","slug":"08-04-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/08\/08-04-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"08\/04\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-149\" data-postid=\"149\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-149 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_r23p568 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_t8hq569 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_mffg132   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>Dear Diary,<\/p><p>I did\u00a0<em>not<\/em> eat the Gaga.<br \/>I admit I was hunting burrrds today, but I did not eat the Gaga.<br \/>Here&#8217;s what happened. Well. Here is what happened to\u00a0<em>me<\/em>. Don&#8217;t know about the chicken. Not my job to check on the chickens.<br \/>We were all (that dimwit Livvy, and my nemesis Jezebel) out on the roof, it was really nice and warm&#8230; and there was a burrd. In the bush. I had to have it!<br \/>So I sat, staring, calculating, figuring out the launch points&#8230;<br \/><br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-150\" src=\"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/distance-300x157.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/distance-300x157.png 300w, https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/distance-768x402.png 768w, https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/distance.png 802w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>Just one small problem. The burrd was a bit further away than I thought, and well&#8230;\u00a0<br \/>My math was spot on. <br \/>My feet&#8230; not so much. I was so busy calculating, and trying to find the best jump point, I climbed into the gutter, keeping my eye on the burrd&#8230;and&#8230;<br \/>I fell off the roof.<br \/>The human shrieked and I heard thump thump thump on the roof. Next thing I know, she&#8217;s in the car port, grabbing me, checking me all over (that was nice) and just generally panicking.<br \/>I was\u00a0<em>fine<\/em>. I landed on my feet. Geez. All that fuss.<br \/><br \/>Later mum went outside, and then I heard her call for Gaga. All over she went. Through the woods, and on the lanes, and through the fields&#8230;<br \/>No Gaga.<br \/>She did that before. Disappeared and showed up again the next day, putting mum through all that worry.<br \/>But that was in the evening, not in the afternoon.<br \/>Mum got home really late but hadn&#8217;t found her.<br \/>I did\u00a0<em>not<\/em> eat Gaga.<br \/>Hope she turns up tomorrow so mum is happy again.<br \/><br \/>Yours,<br \/><br \/>Pixie<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary,I did\u00a0not eat the Gaga.I admit I was hunting burrrds today, but I did not eat the Gaga.Here&#8217;s what happened. Well. Here is what happened to\u00a0me. Don&#8217;t know about the chicken. 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