{"id":123,"date":"2020-04-03T14:45:47","date_gmt":"2020-04-03T14:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/?p=123"},"modified":"2020-04-03T14:45:47","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T14:45:47","slug":"03-04-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ixido.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/03\/03-04-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"03\/04\/2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Dear Diary,<\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Today we were working in the woods. I tried to drive the car, but she wouldn’t let me. Half way there, we encountered a road block. Luckily we were able to bribe them with carrots, because the silly human didn’t fill out the documentation.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
I think it applies to your own tracks, too, right?<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Anyway, we went into the woods, where she hooked up the trailer that was stashed there, then went to pick up stuff that needs to go to the dechetterie. <\/span><\/div><\/div>
I wasn’t allowed to help with that, because apparently there are a lot of ticks. So I made do the best I could, and had a thorough roll on the back seat, where the head collars are. <\/span><\/div><\/div>
I now smell like a horse.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
When we got back, the donkey did a trailer inspection and declared it not road worthy. Says it has no CT.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Pfff.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
I got out of the car, and the silly thing stared at me as if it had never seen a cat before. Geez. Just because I’m naked…<\/span><\/div><\/div>
I’m now back at the house, and am trying to clean the horse smell off, before mum thinks to give me a bath.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
I don’t like baths.<\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Yours, <\/span><\/div><\/div>
\u00a0<\/span><\/div><\/div>
Pixie, the co-pilot.<\/span><\/div><\/div> <\/div>\n<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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