Dear Diary,Today mum and I went for a walk. I had to wear some silly metal thing in my mouth, called a “Bit”, and while I don’t really like it, it’s better than the rubbery one that tastes funny.Difficult to eat with it, for sure.But hey, when that thing goes in my mouth, I know […]
Dear Diary, With Gaga still not found or come home, Sia is hanging out with us a lot now. She even made an egg the other day. Proud of the little thing. Sia is doing a much better job hanging out with us than Gaga did. Louise is particularly looking out for her, even goes […]
Dear Diary,I was cuddling with mum…and she sniffed at me.Next thing I know, she goes “Spa Day”.YUCK!Why do I have to have a bath? She says my bum is dirty and that I smell.I don’t have a dirty bum! And I don’t smell, either!OMG, she scrubbed my whole body, and my claws, and MY BUM!!Pixie […]
Dear Diary,I don’t blog really, but Gaga is still not home. I don’t know where she went. She was there…and then she wasn’t. I don’t understand.We were all pecking in the garden in the afternoon, Thelma & Louise were bullying the cat, the human came and gave us some tasty tomatoes… all was well.But when […]
Dear Diary,I did not eat the Gaga.I admit I was hunting burrrds today, but I did not eat the Gaga.Here’s what happened. Well. Here is what happened to me. Don’t know about the chicken. Not my job to check on the chickens.We were all (that dimwit Livvy, and my nemesis Jezebel) out on the roof, it was […]
Dear Diary,I keep getting lost. Luckily the human comes to find me.But Thelma & Louise just run so fast, and I can’t see where they go!The human came out with some pasta for us, and I had a hell of a time keeping my share. Everyone tries to steal it, straight from my beak sometimes!It’s […]
Cher Journal, Une discrimination l’égard donkeys! Les Chevaux and moi were in le gazon, and je got peckish. The poulets were not mange all their alimentation, so I thought I aide. Elle came out and called me a mauvais garçon! She affirme there was “evidence”. I don’t know what she means. What empreintes de sabots? […]
Dear Diary,It was a nice day today, and at lunchtime mum came to get me for a brush. That was soooo nice. I had a proper scrubble.She gave me a bit of a pedicure too.Then she put the saddle on, and the bridle, and I got all excited!But we didn’t go anywhere. 🙁She said it’s […]
Dear Diary,I kinda have two things to report, but because Pixie was hogging the computer, I couldn’t let you know!On Friday, I got dragged out of the field, tied to a tree (there was grass, I didn’t really mind.) and then… she put a thing on me.I believe it’s called a saddle.Now, this has never happened […]
Dear Diary, Today we were working in the woods. I tried to drive the car, but she wouldn’t let me. Half way there, we encountered a road block. Luckily we were able to bribe them with carrots, because the silly human didn’t fill out the documentation.I think it applies to your own tracks, too, right?Anyway, we […]